I would do anything...

if it made Danny feel better. He has a bad stomach bug which is giving him the poops. And his bootie is sore. I mean really sore. And he cringes when I wipe him with a cool cloth. No baby wipes. Lots of diaper rash cream. Baking soda baths. Poor little person. Breaks my heart. He's home from school until he's better. The doctor said to "quarantine" him to keep him from passing the bug. Hopefully it will get out of his system soon.