So, the last few weeks have been busy. I think I've stated that...Everything seems to be coming together now...and this baby thing is becoming very real.
To start, we have all of the baby furniture at home, cleaned polished and ready to be filled with little boy delights.
Last night was our first Lamaze class. It was a lot of fun. I laughed a lot, and Dave said more then a few times, that he was happy it was me having the baby and not him. The class was pretty full. And there was one girl there, I'll call her "epidural girl". She just kept cracking me up.
First, she was all worried about how painful the epidural would be, the needle size, etc. I recognize needles and epidurals scare most people. I had one last summer, but I never saw the needle, it didn't hurt, and I'm not afraid of needles (plus, they tell you not to look for a reason!). She just went on and on about epidurals to help with the pain. I swear on my life, 30-minutes later, this same girl was asking the nurse for reassurance on how she would know it was a contraction. The nurse just kept saying, and was being really funny, that she would "know" because of how painful it is. "Epidural Girl" then asked, "Well, what if you have a high tolerance for pain?". I almost burst out laughing. SO FRIGGIN' funny!
Some of the couples there were all over each other. Like super gooey love birds. I just wanted to laugh and say "We get it! You're into each other. That's what got you here in the first place!" I'm not kidding, during the break, one couple was actually SLOW DANCING with each other. Um, there was NO MUSIC! Sweet as it is, two things..Time & Place.
I am also officially in the Third Trimester. Holy crap balls! The change over actually occurred one day last week, but I'm rounding up to Week 28. This is momentous for a few reasons. 1) I've never been in the third trimester and 2) If the baby was born today, which would suck, his odds are REALLY GOOD, I think the medical term is viable.
I'm not feeling too svelte anymore. We went to a wedding last weekend, and in some of the pictures, I have like EIGHT chins. I shit you not. I think I need to go on a chin diet. Or start doing chin lifts. Something. These better go away after monkey is born. I go back to the doctor on Thursday for a regular appointment, and I am truly afraid of getting on the scale.
And just for the record, I never did have the Baskin Robbins sundae I posted a picture of earlier!
What else...Oh, I had the one hour glucose test today. This ended up not being a big deal at all. Seriously, I should not have even listened to people. You would have thought I had to drink the same nasty cocktail that people getting a colonoscopy have to drink. The one that makes you want to vomit and tastes like elephant poop. This tasted like McDonald's Orange Drink Concentrate. I mean, it wasn't something I would go out and drink on my own, but for heavens sake, I chugged the whole beverage in under a minute and plugged my nose, only to find out it didn't even taste bad.
So, what goes on in Week 28?
By this week, your baby weighs two and a quarter pounds (
like a Chinese cabbage) and measures 14.8 inches from the top of her head to her heels. She can blink her eyes, which now sport lashes. With her eyesight developing, she may be able to see the light that filters in through your womb. She's also developing billions of neurons in her brain and adding more body fat in preparation for life in the outside world.
Really, I think this baby weighs 12 pounds. It's the only way I can justify how big I feel. Food has nothing to do with it!